Sunday, August 8, 2010

Poem from the Dumped

Spooning with you last night was the best

Now I clutch a pillow to my chest

Lying awake, awaiting slumber

Forgetting you and your telephone number

This is how it always ends

From dating or hookup to being just friends

Those words are said with the best of intentions

But there’s one little catch that nobody mentions:


Things won’t be like they were before

We won’t talk much anymore

We’ll make plans to go have coffee together

That will probably be the day after never

Soon I’ll meet somebody new

She’ll hump me then dump me just like you

That’s the nature of modern-day dating:

No-risk, free trial impersonal mating

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