Poem in the Tip Jar

A___, has anyone wrote you a poem before?

If so then here’s one more

If not then sweet,

My A___ poem cannot be beat

So you don’t date musicians- that’s too bad

‘Cause I think girls who carry a knife are rad

You can slice open sacks of Arabica beans

And scare the hipsters who are stuck-up and mean

Or carve bars of soap into pirate ships

And cut off the fingers of those who don’t tip

Yeah I know it’s for opening boxes and shit

But when I start writing rhymes I don’t know when to quit.

I wrote this ‘cause you made my day

At a time when I felt like moving away

So take this poem from a random guy

And give me free refills or maybe a chai